I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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