Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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