my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
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well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
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Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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