Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
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