I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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