She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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