So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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