Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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