Sry I called you an 8
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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