i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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