You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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