Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
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What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
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just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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