"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Someone signed my nipple.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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