16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
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i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
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Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
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