She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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