Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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