Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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