Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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