Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
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WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Someone came in the potted fern
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Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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