Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
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So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
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Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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