I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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