Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
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Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
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I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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