he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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