the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Randomize
