Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
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the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
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I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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