Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
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they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
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I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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