i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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