We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Randomize
