You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
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This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
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I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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