she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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