i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
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Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
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The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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