I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
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Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
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Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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