i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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