im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
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The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
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Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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