Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
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im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
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He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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