Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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