hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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