How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
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i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
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You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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