And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
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im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
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They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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