Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
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He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
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she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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