Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I wish life had little blips of pornography
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I'm sobbing to NWA
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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