from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
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That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
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Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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