Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
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I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
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It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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