It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
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We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
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Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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