oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
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If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
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Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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