We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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