She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
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walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
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It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
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