I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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