He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
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Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
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who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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