Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
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He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
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Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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