Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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