I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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