Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
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