do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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