Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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