His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
