fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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