Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
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do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
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I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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