I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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